“Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.”
“When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.”
During a sword fight, sword fighting insults are required. In the event both participants are still alive at the end of the fight, the participant with the superior insults shall be declared the victor.
No pirate shall ever wear a “fanny pack”.
All foods prepared by a pirate must include rum, grog, or beer. Boone’s and other […]
Lane Garrison it’s a ex Prison Break star who a killed 17-year-old student (Vahagn Setian) . This happened last December in a car crash. In the same accident Lane Garrison injured two 15-year-old girls. Garrison had a blood alcohol concentration .20 percent. ( this mean : long reaction time, slurred speech, staggering, gross motor control)
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A pirate does not ask for directions. He relies only on his gut feeling, a compass, or a treasure map.
Parrots are the preferred pirate companion. Monkeys are an acceptable substitute, unless they fling their feces at people. Then they are an awesome substitute.
When fishing, a pirate uses either a sword, a knife, or his bare […]
Illegal billboard - Jennifer Hawkins in a sexy lingerie
This billboard was on New Zealand Airport. Airport management said : a “step too far†and they banned the billboard.
Nick Argyle’s Rapom V8 - 1200 hp !
- engine: Mopar, V8, 8193cc, tunned by ICE Racing;
- compressor: 8.71 Littlefield
- horse power: 1000-1200hp
- gear: API Racing
- frame: steel 32mm
- 454 kg (1001lbs)
