“Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.”
“The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the
abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, I, o and […]
“Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state”
“Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars.”
“Blood flows down one leg and up the other.”
“Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration.”
“Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.”
“When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.”
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Brush your teeth during class. While doing so, raise your hand as if you have a question, and mumble your question incoherently while brushing, spewing toothpaste all over the place. If your professor objects to your actions, go on a tirade about proper oral hygiene.
Sit way at the back of the room, up against the […]
Painting of the Mona Lisa using Microsoft paint. (Plays in under 5 minutes.)
Original painting time 2hrs 30mins!!!
I never thought that could be possible with MS Paint.
WGBC (World Greatest Business Cards)
Aircraft Bomber
Deer
Dump Truck
1. Wear a hood with one eyehole. Periodically make strange gurgling noises.
2. After confirming everyone’s names on the roll, thank the class for attending “Advanced Astrodynamics 690″ and mention that yesterday was the last day to drop.
3. After turning on the overhead projector, clutch your chest and scream “MY PACEMAKER!”
4. Wear a pointed Kaiser helmet […]
You need to relax when you work on your computer. Here are some relaxation ideas:
So… buy one to make you feel better…but I don’t know there can you find one…
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