Top Ten Reasons Why Being a Suicide Bomber is Cool
1. You don’t have to clean up the mess you made after it’s over.
2. You might get on tv.
3. Your friends will be really impressed.
4. Blowing shit up is really neat, even when it’s you.
5. You don’t have to remember all that stuff they were trying to teach you in school.
6. God thinks you’re really cool and is going to show you a good time here pretty quick.
7. You no longer have to worry about going through all the hassle of attempting to hook up with a member of the opposite sex.
8. You can let the dishes and laundry pile up and it’s ok.
9. You don’t have to pay the bills any more.
10. You can smoke all the cigarettes you want to and not have to worry about dying of cancer.
by James MacLaren
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