Top 10 Valentine’s Day Gifts for Your wife turned upside down:
1) Flowers:
-preferably dead
2)Candles:
-picked from this grave, off course
3)Jewelry:
-a worthless piece of glass
4)Romantic Music:
-a Blackened death metal will do just fine
5)Teddy Bear
-I don’t think you will find a grizzly… so forget about it
unless it’s a dead one…
6)Lingerie
-something to dress and never can undress
do you really want to see her naked again ?
7)Romantic meal
-a feast with rotten rats and cockroaches
And that’s if. Did you really thing that are 10 gifts ?
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