Artistic pictures of Xmas Cats
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Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.