“Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.”
“The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the
abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, I, o and u.”
“Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.”
“Planet: A body of earth surrounded by sky.”
“Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot.”
“Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.” More…
During a sword fight, sword fighting insults are required. In the event both participants are still alive at the end of the fight, the participant with the superior insults shall be declared the victor.
No pirate shall ever wear a “fanny pack”.
All foods prepared by a pirate must include rum, grog, or beer. Boone’s and other “Wench Punch” is prohibited.
A pirate may never compliment another pirate on the softness of his hands.
No pirate shall wear a bracelet or a necklace, unless it is the tooth or tusk of an animal he killed. If in the presence of cannibals, a necklace is acceptable camouflage, but only if said necklace is made of human toes.
Pirate Law: Dousing oneself in beer is a perfectly acceptable replacement for a shower.
No pirate shall drink Grog out of a glass. Grog is only to be consumed either straight from the barrel, or from a mug heavy enough to to kill a man.
An animated anti-communist film produced by the US in 1948, this is funny stuff and the quality of the animation considering it was produced by a collge is absolutly awesome.
The Manifesto of the Communist Party, usually referred to as The Communist Manifesto, was first published on February 21, 1848, and is one of the world’s most influential political tracts.
Toto made a toilet seat who plays MP3 tunes from SD cards. You can buy up Toto’s Apricot toilet seat from February 1st. for a staggering Â¥109,200 ($900).
Other futures are a few “self-cleaning” abilities, a fragrance emitter, and an automatic light that turns on when it knows you’re approaching the toilet seat.
Looks like science fiction comes on earth.
The Earth is caught in the middle of an intergalactic war between two races of robots, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, which are able to change into a variety of objects, including cars, trucks, planes and other technological creations.
